Sarabellum
Newsletter
An email list for people who hate email lists.
No drip sequence. No “5 productivity hacks”. No re-engagement campaign when you go quiet. Just an occasional note when something worth knowing actually ships.
What you’d actually get
A note when something big ships. A heads-up long before pricing ever changes. The occasional honest write-up of what broke and what it cost. That’s the lot — at a guess, a handful of emails a year.
What you wouldn’t
Tips. Streak reminders. “We miss you!” Anything with the word hack in the subject line. Your address sold, shared, or handed to an analytics tool. One address, stored to email you, and nothing else.
Right then — the sign-up bit
No schedule, no drip sequence, no growth funnel. Just a note when something worth knowing ships.
Unsubscribing is replying and saying so. There’s no preference centre with fourteen checkboxes, because there’s no need for one. See Privacy for what happens to your address.